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女人！Woman！(麻雀變鳳凰) If you kiss her , you are not a gentleman .如果你親她，那你就沒有紳士風度。If you don't , you are not a man !可是如果你不親她，那你就不算是男子漢！If you praise her , she thinks you are lying .如果你讚美她，她會以為你只是在奉承她。If you don't , you are good for nothing !但要是你不讚美她，那你就一無是處了！If you agree to all her likes , you are a wimp .如果你完全同意她的話，那你還真無能。If you 居酒屋don't , you are not understanding !但要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不瞭解她！If you make romance , you are an experienced man .假如你把氣氛控制得很浪漫，那你就一定是情場老手。If you don't , you are half of man !如果不是，那你根本還不夠成熟！If you visit her too often , she thinks it is boring .如果你太常去找她，她會覺得煩膩。If you don't , she accuses you of double-crossing !但是如果你不去找她，她會責備你欺騙她的感情！If you are well dressed , 酒肉朋友she says you are a playboy .你要是穿得帥一點，她會說你是花花公子。If you don't , you are a dull boy !但要是穿得破爛點，那你又是笨頭笨腦的傢伙！If you are jealous , she says it is bad .如果你吃醋，她會說這樣是不對的。If you don't , she thinks you do not love her !可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又會認為你不愛她！If you are a minute late , she complains it's hard to wait .你若是遲到一分鐘，她會抱怨等得多累多苦。If she is late , she says that's 東區燒烤a girl's way !要是她自己遲到，她會說女生遲到是理所當然的！If you kiss her once in a while ,she professes you are cold .如果你偶爾才吻她一下，她會到處說你這人很冷漠。If you kiss her often , she yells that you are taking advantage !如果你經常吻她，她會大聲說你佔她的便宜！If you stare at another woman ,she accuses you of flirting .你若是目不轉睛盯著某一個女人，她會指責你是到處對女生調情。If she is stared by other men ,she says that they are just 東區居酒屋admiring !如果其他男人瞪著她看，她會說他們只是欣賞而已！If you talk , she wants you to listen .如果你跟她說話，她希望你只要聽就好。If you listen , she wants you to talk !如果你只是傾聽，她又要你和她說說話！Oh God ! You created those creatures called WOMAN .上帝啊，您創造了這些叫做 “女人” 的生物。So simple , yet so complex .如此簡單，卻又如此複雜。So weak , yet so powerful .如此柔弱，卻又如此強悍。So confusing , yet so desirable !真是讓人又惱又愛！ 燒烤
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